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Quotes of the Day
Author : The Quatations Page
Overview : Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Language : English
Last Updated : 7/28/2005
Website : http://www.quotationspage.com/


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1. Jeff Foxworthy
Date/Time : 2/11/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jeff_Foxworthy
 
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"




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2. Harold Wilson
Date/Time : 2/11/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Harold_Wilson
 
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."




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3. Dorothy Parker
Date/Time : 2/11/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dorothy_Parker
 
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."




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4. Mark Twain
Date/Time : 2/11/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain
 
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."




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5. H. L. Mencken
Date/Time : 2/10/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._L._Mencken
 
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."




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6. Doris Day
Date/Time : 2/10/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Doris_Day
 
"The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it."




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7. Johnny Carson
Date/Time : 2/10/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Johnny_Carson
 
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."




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8. Albert Einstein
Date/Time : 2/10/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Albert_Einstein
 
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."




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9. Kurt Vonnegut
Date/Time : 2/9/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kurt_Vonnegut
 
"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president."




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10. James Thurber
Date/Time : 2/9/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_Thurber
 
"He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes."




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11. Thomas Jefferson
Date/Time : 2/9/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_Jefferson
 
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."




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12. Ronnie Shakes
Date/Time : 2/9/2012
Direct link : http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ronnie_Shakes
 
"I like life. It's something to do."




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